The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.

@Szescstopni - Ahem. Super villain lair here.

(I want the lab, and I want the defensive perimeter so I don't ever have to deal with people.)

@jmax A lab sounds great. Though they're not very good in defence. But dogs are great. (Please don't experiment on labs in your lab)

@Szescstopni - No, I was raised by a Husky/Lab mix. I know better than to put one on guard duty; one treat and the intruder is in.

Although they will be announced. "More? More? More?..."