The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni
And goats. Don't forget the goats!
@srtcd424 @Szescstopni Feral dogs just ate one of my coworker's goats :/
@brie @srtcd424 @Szescstopni
That's the sort of reason why I had a livestock guardian dog along with goatzilla in my home in the woods 😎