@volpeon that confused my dog
@volpeon Can I want these and still be a cat person? Don‘t tell the cats, please!

@sanpan @volpeon Too late, you've been reported to the cat authorities!

(Lucky for you, though, as they were sleeping)

@catsalad @volpeon No they weren´t! Or how do you explain that I got cat-sitting for the neighbor added to my sentence? Damn you all, snitches of mastodon. I trusted that everything here is confidential.
@volpeon When you're both scared of spiders and you're arguing for the other to kill it.