Good morning folks
Explaining mastodon to my coworkers, so I need y'all to cover for me if those fuckers turn up
'No, that Kale guy, he's not your coworker, I assure you' type shit, k?
On the plus side, I have bonus rpg shenanigans tonight.

'we will be discontinuing messenger.com as of <some day in April>, instead, use facebook.com'

You were already on shitty thin ice, facebook messenger

Anyway, Bonus #RPG night in... forty mins?

I uh, haven't played Cthulhu Eternal before, so this is gonna be a wild ride.

YT is recommending me Hearthstone videos?

It took me ten mins to work out what the fuck it was.

(It's also suddenly trying to push 'where is starcraft 3?' and other blizzard stuff, I assume due to Diablo 2)
Wait, Musk is flipping to claim he's a christian now?

> Butler and her flatmates purchased the nine-inch "Squeaky Pecker" at adult store Peaches and Cream, and for weeks practised throwing at each other around the house.

Now, *that* is a training montage

So, #CthulhuEternal went very well - for me, as a player - as my character broke into a garage, planted a large amount of GPS trackers and being nice and easy going.

I really don't mind that as a a system - noticeably, though, @shimminbeg did the heavy lifting with the chargen, but I suspect that's pretty ok.

Huge thanks to @RogerBW and @shimminbeg for putting up with me tonight :D

Wait... what?

New Primal Fear?

Released an hour ago?

Well, I had a good evening.
@DarkestKale @RogerBW had great fun with that. Sorry for keeping you up late!
@DarkestKale What Starcraft 3? The story is over. Near everyone's dead or gone somehow.
There's potential for other stuff in the setting, but the big Starcraft, Brood War, and Starcraft 2 story is done.

@MachineLordZero I gave a shit for the story in SC1.

Definitely didn't care about it in SC2

@DarkestKale Yeah it did feel like it fell pretty far off along the way.

@MachineLordZero It's basically:

Was there a manual?
Did it have the story in there?

If yes to both, then I give a shit

@DarkestKale Fuck yeah, manuals with illustrations and lore and stuff were cool

@DarkestKale mmm

yes

interesting

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very well

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