Michael OssmannFeb 17
When an open source contribution appeared from someone new, I used to feel excitement. Now I feel dread that it will be hard-to-review AI slop they want me to morge continvoucly.
Show threadMichael OssmannFeb 17
We used to say “yolo merge” when merging with inadequate review, but perhaps “morge” is an even better term.
teo ​Feb 18
Show threadMichael Ossmann
you certainly will not regret morging continvoucly
Feb 17 at 2:48pmWeb
Show threadMichael OssmannFeb 17
context: https://mstdn.social/@dazfuller/116080728819432902
Show threadKinene⭐🐻Feb 17
@mossmann Ooo! Jackson Pollock meets AI drivel!
Show threadEric's EdgeFeb 17
@mossmann Once you morge continvoucly you never go back!
Show threadOliver KennedyFeb 17

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mossmann/116086520011187648

@mossmann Morges is indeed quite lovely, and worth continvoucling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morges

Show threadpatterFeb 17
@mossmann practice safe code, morge intern
Show threadKemotep 🔰Feb 17
@mossmann an important aspect of this is figuring out how to Timm backwards. If you can’t do that then you can’t possibly hope to morge anything.
Show threadScott Miller 🇺🇦 🇺🇸Feb 17
@kemotep @mossmann I've seen this diagram a few times, but I just realized that I think "tim" is supposed to be "time". What a wild trip.
Show threadKemotep 🔰Feb 17
@scottmiller42 @mossmann it’s actually like a triple m or something weird. I don’t think there is a UTF character to actually match it in text lol
Show threadWandreCanadaFeb 17
@mossmann It's morgin tim(e)?
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialFeb 17
@mossmann mighty morging PR rangers
Show threadEric MatthesFeb 17
@gsuberland I just love vibe-coding new featues
Show threadmorganFeb 17
@mossmann this Morg Approved
Show threadTimothy WolodzkoFeb 17
@mossmann moooorrrgeee!
Show threadJosh JusticeFeb 17
@mossmann @billgoats my favorite part is when he says “it’s morgin’ time” and then morges all over them
Show thread🌸 lumi-nhac    🌱Feb 17
@mossmann it's morgin' time
Show threadDrYakFeb 17

@mossmann NO! Don't Push To Prod!

...it's not Friday, yet.

Show threadDrYakFeb 20

@mossmann It's okay, now you can #PushToProdFriday all your continvouclious morgings!!!

#continvoucly #morge

Show threadelseweatherFeb 17
@mossmann *push to pord
Show threadNeale GrantFeb 17
@mossmann He sends one of yours to the code review, you send one of his to the morge.
Show threadDeepBlue V7.XFeb 17
@mossmann It's morging time!
Show threaddeftpunk: your worst daydream.Feb 18
@mossmann goooooooood morging vietmicroslop!
Show threadMatt HallFeb 18

@mossmann

These keep getting better. <3

Show threadAleksandr KoltsoffFeb 18
@mossmann In Germany, you'll know if your contribution was good if your colleagues will greet you afterwards with a "Guten Morgen!"
Show threadDaniel LuzFeb 18
@mossmann Thanks for the tip, I've saved so much Tiꦟ already!
Show threadI am Jack's Found 404Feb 18

@mossmann

Morge pit! 🤘

Show threadÖlbaumFeb 18

@mossmann I had seen the AI image before, but your addition made me laugh uncontrollably. I need to print it to put it behind my desk at work.

What’s that font that’s almost like Garamond, by the way?

Show threadMichael OssmannFeb 19
@oscherler Here's a larger version from before I scaled it down. Looks like the font is Accanthis ADF Std Bold.
Show threadJames MorrisFeb 20
@mossmann @oscherler is time going backwards here?
Show threadpetes_bread_eqn_xlsFeb 19

@mossmann
🐐

wouldst thou like to morge continvoucly?

Show threadHenryk PlötzFeb 19
@mossmann Ok, so we have decided yet how we're pronouncing morge?
Is it a hard 'g' as in GIF, or is it a soft 'g', as in GIF?
Show threadGary BlosserFeb 19

@henryk @mossmann I've just been pronouncing it as morgue.

A place where you keep dead things seemed quite appropriate for 'morge' 😅