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it's a boy rule 🏳️‍⚧️

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/38763210

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Feb 18 at 6:52amWeb
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Feb 18
Boypreggers?? 😏
Show threadferretFeb 18
More likely than you think
Show threadbirdwingFeb 18
It’s called greggers
Show threadPennomiFeb 18
youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
how is prangent formed

YouTube
Show threadtracelr402Feb 18
am I.. gregnant??!?
Show threadbirdwingFeb 18
If you identify as a guy/guyby and are pregnant, yes (congrats then)
Show thread𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔Feb 19
CAN. U. GET. PREGANTÉ?
Show threadTRAHRFeb 19
Peak internet.
Show threadMidsizedSedanFeb 18

Sometime last week, the line from Isce Age 3 came to my mind.

Its a boy!

That’s its tail…

Its a girl!

I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post

Show threadbirdwingFeb 18
mr <insert name>, draw him pregnant
Show threadBroadfernFeb 18
Show threadGrantUsEyesFeb 18

Not op, but I got you fam. Pregnant spongebob on maternity leave.

Show threadBroadfernFeb 18
This is unironically beautiful. And Gary being a good emotional support snail to boot 😭
Show threadbirdwingFeb 18
Not as cursed as mine but gotcha.
Show threadbirdwingFeb 18

here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended

Show threadBroadfernFeb 18

This is glorious. So many details to take in; handsome squidward, SpongeBob’s expression, Gary’s eyelashes, how dainty and peaceful little fetus plankton looks.

Your contribution to humanity will not be forgotten. I will never unsee this thing I have explicitly asked for and my day is genuinely richer for it. Thank you 🙏

Show threadGrantUsEyesFeb 18
Hahahhaa yours is so much better, it has deep lore.
Show threadskulblakaFeb 19
This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, I applaud you wholeheartedly. Very well done. Get the fuck off my forums
Show threadbirdwingFeb 19
There’s also loss in there, in case you want to feel it even worse.
Show threadjoanFeb 18
lightning mcqueen
Show threadOwOarchistFeb 19
Show threadickplantFeb 18
Preganant?
Show threadSiethronFeb 18
Gregnart
Show threadickplantFeb 18
How is babby formed?
Show threadCentipedeFarrierFeb 18
That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!
Show threadexplodicleFeb 18
The “door in the face” technique
Show threadShaggySnacksFeb 18

“Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!”

“…No?”

“Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?”

“…Cause I’m trans?”

Show threadByteJunkFeb 18

Presumably dad was relieved.

Having your kid tell you he’s a boy shouldn’t be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.

Show threadsalvariaFeb 19
“Hi trans, I’m dad”
Show threadShaggySnacksFeb 19
The most appropriate Dad response to your child coming out as trans.
Show threadbrown567Feb 18
Show threadnomyFeb 18
“Aboytion” would’ve worked here as well.
Show threadJankatarchFeb 19
Also fits uwuspeak
Show threadbirdwingFeb 19
This is an edited tweet, right?
Show threadHadriscusFeb 19
no one can tell with certainty
Show threadblessFeb 19
Many such edits!
Show threadKarjalanFeb 19
There’s literally no way to know. Anything that you could normally write off as an insane thing that no politician, let alone world leader, would say, this man will, and probably had said
Show threadMr.ChewyFeb 18
Preganteee?!?!
Show threadNigelFrobisherFeb 18
This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.
Show threadSkaveRatFeb 18

hough that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

looking at the current poilitical landscape, I can imagine a few ways of people dying

Show threadlasermFeb 18
That would’ve sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion
Show threadHomosexual sapiensFeb 18
aboytion
Show threadMaybeNaughtFeb 19
Aboitions are what prohibition-era goilfriends got for unwanted pregnancies.