Whoops podcasting went long again. Time to join our bad monster movie of the week already in progress.
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Why the funky jazz for climbing down stairs? Okay this silly science movie might be worth it just for the soundtrack.
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*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* This is hip science man. You wouldn't get it.
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Remember kids eat your Cargonite and drink you Ovaltine.
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Comedy pratfall set to a wacky soundtrack? What is this mad science movie even?
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Wait is this a psychic movie? Is this secretly a Steven King script from the 70s?
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Tony is good at taking girls. Taking them from his stone faced brother. Taking dames that don't belong to him. But those dames are rotten to the core.
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Dumb Bunny . . . lady stop blocking the signage with a cartoon rabbit I'm trying to read.
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His brain is too strong? Strong brain causes headaches?
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It's always hard to tell when I'm watching a stream if it goes down or if my middle of nowhere internet during winter when snow pushed down trees is causing the issue. But like normal it comes back after a few seconds so I don't question for long.
"Linda I want you to marry me."
I came back to what now?
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Angry bongos! They show Scott's anger!
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This Barney Fife fucking security guard is gonna die in a few scenes isn't he?
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Chekov's fire axe?
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I don't think we can blame Scott for any6thing he does tonight. I've had some horrible migraines and made bad choices because of them. Granted it's usually buying something stupid off of Amazon or Ebay.
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Ever got caught with your hand in the cookie jar? Like LITERALLY HALFWAY INTO THE SIDE OF THE COOKIE JAR. Well Scott has.
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Okay that stealing mail and putting it back in the slot shot is really well done. I'm sure exactly how they did it. Bravo effects crew.
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So this is the classic Invisible Man scenario. Incredible power corrupts a man (who is already slightly corrupt to begin with).
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WAIT, we've been watching this for almost an hour and just got to the 4D stuff? Man this movie is slow.
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Never stick your hands in another man without first getting consent kids.
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May the Schwartz be with you.
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Good old Scott is talking like a noir detective down on his luck after getting beat up by three goons.
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Omg the cold on the trail cops are questioning their sanity thinking they are after a vampire. Heh.
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Hey uh fucking pigs, maybe don't say SHOOT TO KILL infront of the guys own brother. Jesus fucking ACAB.
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Scott maybe you could get more of a psychic vampire charge off of a baby? Stop killing people 40 and older. Ya know use your gift that is a curse more efficiently.
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Children are annoying. Do what your vampire instincts are telling you to do. Become the Frankenstein fate has destined you to be.
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Someone needs to deck Roy. Or suck his soul out with their bare hands.
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Only a good 4D man can stop a bad 4D man... wait no that's a stupid plan.
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Maybe they could try to use flamethrowers on Scott? It'd pass through him but if you heat up his molecules enough... eeeeh that can't be good for him.
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WE DON'T GET TO SEE ROY DIE!? BOOO!
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DRAMATIC BUTTON PUSHING ACTION!
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FUCK YEAH LINDA!
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He just fucks off into a wall. THE END.
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Well that had moments that were really good. The music is gonna be stuck in my head for days. But it was very slow to start. Most of the 4D effects that were camera tricks and not just green screen wear great.
If it wasn't for Linda at the end there I'd probably say this was the worst movie we've done this year. But it's just fine if mostly dull.
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Next up on the Wrong Frogs half off our double features it's Edgar Allen Poe's Master of Horror... that is too long of a title to hashtag. Back to #wrongfrogs it is.
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Wait what? Edgar Allen Poe created a gender? Huh? I was getting up to go make tea and am now confused by what I half heard.
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Oh the hypnotizing a dead guy one. probably an accidental inspiration for the Asphyx and other badly told tales.
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*nibbles small bit of left over tunafish and elderberry jelly with cheese sammich while sipping fresh hot tea*
*meanwhile a man hypnotizes another man on the brink of death*
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Conversing with death. Shake hands with danger!
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The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast...
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Wake up dead man!
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(cat howling)
(thunder rumbling)
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(maid grabs her pussy)
"Bad cat!"
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Fortunato! You must try this cask I found. :)
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Some people claim it's The Raven or Fall of the House of Usher, but for me The Cask of Amontillado is Poe's masterpiece. It is Poe's Enigma of Amigara Fault.
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This version of The Cask of Amontillado has a really long odd lead up to the actual story... Why is there a scene with a cast of dozens celebrating? How is there more than two speaking characters?
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Why does this sound like a sloppy Omni dubbed cartoon?
Oh it's from Argentina. So it is dubbed.
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How is the cask segment still going on? It should be like 5 to 10 minutes long. 15 tops if you drag out some scenery setting and extend the walk to the house and down into the basement.
Having a back story for why Montresor hates Fortunato so much he wants to kill him kinda kills the impact of the story. It';s better when it seems like he's doing it for what could be a small slight.
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Title drop for the cask!
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Come. Come on. The good coats are in the back.
I mean the good wine casks. Have a sip Fortunato.
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The acting seems good, behind the dubbing. But I can't get over having a backstory for why he walls up a guy in a wine cellar.
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Oh this was on a double feature with 4D Man! For some reason renamed Master of Terror? Weird.
But nice work picking movie there @ryan I missed why you chose it.
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"Scream if you want. Nobody will hear you."
Yes but how good was that wine?
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Eeeeh. Not so into the killing the wife too. Sticking her in the cask though, eh that works.
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@strangefour yeah it’s about half the runtime of the original as well, cuts at least a whole segment, but i can’t find any copy of the original #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
@ryan Oh that's sad. Huh they cut the Telltale Heart? They should have kept that and chopped down the Cask of Amontillado to the actual story part.
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@strangefour Little does Montressor know that Fortunato has learned the secret of

THE FOURTH DIMENSION

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"genre", "gender", what's tha difference?!?

@Terencio @strangefour I hear there's a vas deferense #monsterdon
@otheorange_tag @Terencio Oh genre. I thought maybe the like was "Edgar Allen Poe engendered..." something or other instead.