@prahou does cursing at computers count as talking to computers?
@nlupo I wouldn't risk it

@prahou @nlupo

I think swearing at my computer is one of the few things keeping me sane.

@nlupo @prahou i have threatened computers and made rude záviš references at them. i'm pretty much done for.
@ozzelot @nlupo @prahou not the záviš 💀💀💀💀💀
@zenmaya @nlupo @prahou average it guy: i am veri intelektul
also average it guy: hehe chcánky
@zenmaya @nlupo @prahou (i have never had dvě panenky memorized and possibly never will)
@ozzelot @nlupo @prahou i only know that he exists and maybe heard like 2 songs when i was drunk 5 years ago, and thats enough for me to knwo i should never listen to him

@zenmaya @nlupo @prahou an approach held by many.

i am capable of infodumping a medium amount of záviš lore and listening to him whilst sober. i have made decisions

@ozzelot @nlupo @prahou well im interested im zavis lore, i just dont want to listen to him hahah
@nlupo @prahou swear AT the computer, not talk to it.
@nlupo
That depends who started cursing first.
@prahou
@prahou Yes! Be standoffish and aloof with them instead. Bully them gently. Leave them on read. Approaching them directly makes them shy.
@prahou except the cute ones ​
@prahou Ok but but but... can I swear at them? 👉👈
@prahou I've been talking with computers for 30 years and all I got was this lousy job at an employer that doesn't know how to talk with computers
@prahou Don't talk to bots is the new don't feed the trolls.
@prahou these feels very distopian
The war has began
@prahou The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak
@cinebox @prahou In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the enrichment center strongly urges you to disregard its advice.

@prahou

"I am in a fully commited relationship of talking to myself so fuck off" - my AI prompt finger

@prahou did you make this?
@c0dec0dec0de yes, i worked hard on it
@prahou @c0dec0dec0de i saw someone on here even claim to not know the source when posting it today. tragic. we must redouble our efforts. i have boosted it again

@prahou

Deepfake AI needs recordings of your voice to access bank accounts, employers, and other acts of fraud.

@prahou

Does it count if I talk to computers in their language (i.e. write code)?

@argv_minus_one I believe this was part of the joke... @prahou
@prahou you can't tell me who i can bray at, i am one free donkey hawww
@prahou
What should I do? I don't know anyone else.
@prahou Copilot: "The only computer you can talk to" lmao
@prahou
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@prahou I've been (verbally) talking to computers for probably 35 years. Sometimes it even works. :-)
@prahou Yeah, fuck thoese clankers!
@prahou Also, do not forget the following:
@[email protected] At this point, it feels like I'll have to keep a hammer next to the keyboard, just in case.
@prahou as always, unfathomably based
@prahou big CONTROL vibes ​
@louis i don't know what that is :')
@prahou I'm talking about the CONTROL game, where awesome posters likes these ones can be seen throughout the office ​
Control (video game) - Wikipedia

@prahou Gemini has been trying to start conversations with me. Like: "Do you want to know how the two things you said are related?". No, I don't. Gemini may be interested in knowing every relation on the things I'm interested in, but I'm not.
@prahou I will talk to them kindly. i want the ai future where human workers and machines conspire against the capitalist class and have a revolutiin, that leads to fully automated space communism
I've printed this out and placed it in many locations already.
@prahou just like the companion cube!