something very funny about imitating someone's diction and cadence and riffing style when talking to them. like texting them but you hear their voice when you re-read your own texts. intrinsically good bit
my ex-boyfriend: Why does this dude look like he is about to release an album in 1997 that has a crab on the cover? [attached selfie]
me, doing my best impression of him:
1997 was a highly carcinized year. very crustacean
sniffing poppers and listening to that noise drone that makes you walk sideways
type of guy who kind of whimpers a little bit when he smells Old Bay