something very funny about imitating someone's diction and cadence and riffing style when talking to them. like texting them but you hear their voice when you re-read your own texts. intrinsically good bit

my ex-boyfriend: Why does this dude look like he is about to release an album in 1997 that has a crab on the cover? [attached selfie]

me, doing my best impression of him:
1997 was a highly carcinized year. very crustacean

sniffing poppers and listening to that noise drone that makes you walk sideways

type of guy who kind of whimpers a little bit when he smells Old Bay

#PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday

this is where everybody learns that Mads has never listened to The Prodigy
@byttyrs TIL Mads dated The Prodogy
@blue FUCK. that literally is what he's referencing. I had no idea