FRIEND MOUTHApr 5
crab is way easter than bunyy. crab lay eggs! crab go east (side ways!!). crab scuttle out from behind rock! crab is eastest animal #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday
🐙ptoothfish🐙Apr 5

yep, its a little tight, i’m looking out for something a bit roomier but… not in this market, am i right? its a real shell game out there

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🐙ptoothfish🐙Apr 5
Actually that’s just a common stereotype. I never played fiddle. I was into woodwind in orchestra and briefly trombone in band. But I haven’t played since high school #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday
🐙ptoothfish🐙Apr 5
just found out about “rangoon” have you heard of this??!? #VertebratesMustBeStopped #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday
Mads "Y**i Advocate" ViandeApr 5
jerk off to normal crab porn. with big claw #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday
Show threadMads "Y**i Advocate" ViandeFeb 15

my ex-boyfriend: Why does this dude look like he is about to release an album in 1997 that has a crab on the cover? [attached selfie]

me, doing my best impression of him:
1997 was a highly carcinized year. very crustacean

sniffing poppers and listening to that noise drone that makes you walk sideways

type of guy who kind of whimpers a little bit when he smells Old Bay

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Bartleby The JizzenerJan 26
guards, claw him
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Mads "Y**i Advocate" ViandeJan 26
mods. apply old bay #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday
Mads "Y**i Advocate" ViandeNov 10
do you think mandibular bug and chelicerate bug can. bump mouthed parts 🕷️🥺🦀😳🦂 #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday
Nora Reed Nov 3
i want her to run over me with her car, sexually #PostLikeYouThinkACrabWouldSunday