my ex-boyfriend: Why does this dude look like he is about to release an album in 1997 that has a crab on the cover? [attached selfie]

me, doing my best impression of him:
1997 was a highly carcinized year. very crustacean

sniffing poppers and listening to that noise drone that makes you walk sideways

type of guy who kind of whimpers a little bit when he smells Old Bay

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