Something I've noticed for years is when NBC is on location fucking up the Olympic coverage, any time they send some dork out to "report on local color" in foreign lands, they always manage to find...

American tourists.

The one group of people likely to know fuckshit about the local culture. They're all convinced every store should take US dollars and speak English.

This is like reporting from Times Square to find out about New York, but then you ask tourists from Iowa.

#nbcolympicssuck