The TurtleNext week it'll be nice not hearing NBC morons say "clomitters."
Ofuk, the USA network replay of the men's 15km biathlon mass start is being narrated by the bi-ath-uh-lon shitbrain, and yes, he DOES say "ath-uh-letes."
Moron. Get off television.
Something I've noticed for years is when NBC is on location fucking up the Olympic coverage, any time they send some dork out to "report on local color" in foreign lands, they always manage to find...
American tourists.
The one group of people likely to know fuckshit about the local culture. They're all convinced every store should take US dollars and speak English.
This is like reporting from Times Square to find out about New York, but then you ask tourists from Iowa.
I predict NBC will of course not interview who actually won, they'll jizz all over themselves asking the 8th-place Murkin "why'd you fuck up, dude?"
They do this shit all the time. They've done it for decades.
Those ittles! 5000m women's speed skating, which NBC won't bother showing later because USA is not even on the radar in that event.
There's a break in the team skating competition. CBC just let the camera roll as the Zambonis resurfaced the ice. NBC would have gone to 27 drug commercials or Tirico or some English-accent asshole would have talked nonstop through the entire period.
Actual live opening ceremonies are about to start on another feed. This, too, will be radically different than the talky, jingoistic, edited, tape-delayed, dumbed-down-for-US-viewers shit NBC will have on tonight.