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Ram

https://lemmy.zip/post/59114183

Feb 14 at 8:18pmWeb
Show threadSibshopsFeb 14
Well… I think she would be upset if we spent all our money this way.
Show threadTouchMacaqueFeb 14
My great grandmother’s Danish step aunt used to buy sticks of RAM for her husband every Valentine’s Day, she would ram them into his ass but they would just break and it was a total waste of money. Five years ago she passed away because she didn’t know you’re supposed to huff jenkem and drank the bottle, they held the funeral at an Arby’s in Texas and placed bottles of jenkem all over the place and the staff were pretty upset. Thankfully it’s Arby’s so there weren’t any other customers.
Show threadViking_HippieFeb 14
WTF did I just read?
Show threadPossibly linuxFeb 14
What part of it did you not understand?
Show threadViking_HippieFeb 14
I understood the component parts just fine, but found the narrative severely incoherent to the point of likely confusing the reader on purpose.
Show threadPossibly linuxFeb 14
Idk man the whole thing about the jerkem made sense to me. It is normal for mike wazowski fans to have funerals at Arbys.
Show threadViking_HippieFeb 14

Oh shit, it’s infectious!

flees the infected environment

Show threadwonderingwandererFeb 14

Too late, you’re already contaminated!

Presses red button

Show threadViking_HippieFeb 14
Gadzooks! Guess I better go practice hurling with the aardvarks of the Serengeti or something 🤷
Show threadwonderingwandererFeb 14
I uh… didn’t get your reference…
Show threadPossibly linuxFeb 14

That’s very unfortunate

Anyways new copypasta just dropped

Show threadbabyfarmerFeb 14
I’m pretty sure I stopped in that Arby’s that day.
Show threadceenoteFeb 14
Is that DDR1? Where can I find this recently single woman?
Show threadhperrinFeb 14
We all have to make sacrifices.
Show threadceenoteFeb 14
She can’t have my RAM, but she can use my rig when I’m not using it, I guess.
Show thread𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢Feb 14
Show threadhperrinFeb 14
They say the engagement ring should be two months of salary, so a single chip of DDR5 should do.
Show threadRBWellsFeb 14

One year on my birthday, years ago, my mom gave me a gift in a jewelry box. I was inwardly groaning, but when I opened it, it was memory for my computer. Which was a thoughtful gift, and a funny way to package it.

Way ahead of her time I guess.

Show threadDagnetFeb 15
She was investing in your future
Show threadkrull_krullFeb 15
Do eggs that pricy in america or something?