@owlsintowels “a moist owlette”  

@Meznor @owlsintowels I'm going back to University to become an ornithologist and dedicate my life to finding new species of small owls in rainy climates, and naming them variations of Moist Owlette (this will be the first one named, obvs) such as Greater Moist Owlette, Admirals Bars Owlette (after the stripes on the wings & being an admiral, probably moist a great deal of the time), Indignant Moist Owlette. Hopefully after my death someone will name the Mighty Big Moist Owlette after me.