In the spirit of the XXV Winter Games, here's a flashback to that time I nearly unalived myself on skis.

Please tell everyone that it happened while attempting a risky and highly technical aerial maneuver.

Truth is: I fell over while taking a leak in a copse of trees and slid a few meters down the mountain headfirst into a fallen log.

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