I like to imagine the CERN café menu is like...

Large Hadron slider
Pigs hoisin (Higgs Boson)
Tomato-cle accelerator sandwich
Proton shake
Meatball marinara sub-atomic
Cheese string theory pastatronic
Large padrón coriander soup
Quorn-ham mech-sandwiches (quantum mechanics)
Antipasta
Quark-fin soup
Superconductivi-tea

I could go on