Matilda LoveFeb 11

oh dang fr?

happy 100th birthday, Leslie Nielsen!

that's the man who taught me the beautiful, timeless art of incredibly stupid comedy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen - Wikipedia

Patrick SimpsonFeb 13
Show threadMatilda Love

"i'm watching my favorite leslie nielsen movie for his birthday"

"what's that?"

"it's the anniversary of a person's birth, but that's not important right now"

Feb 11 at 8:36pmWeb
Show threadMx. Luna Corbden 🐸Feb 11
@matildalove Don't call me Shirley.
Show threadyour auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Feb 11
@matildalove 10/10 you understood the assignment perfectly
Show threadDaniel GibsonFeb 11
@matildalove Cigarette?
Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyFeb 11

@matildalove "I'm watching my favorite Leslie Nielsen movie for his birthday!"

"What is it?"

"It's a series of pictures run after each other so it looks like the image is moving, but that's not important right now!"

Show threadMatilda LoveFeb 11

@jwcph

"it's the one chosen above the others as most pleasing to one's personal taste, but that's not important right now"

Show threadtessaraktFeb 12
@matildalove @jwcph "It's an indication of belonging or being specific to me, not someone else, but that's not important right now."
Show threadMatilda LoveFeb 12

@tessarakt @jwcph

this thread gets stupider every day 💜

Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyFeb 13
@matildalove @tessarakt "It's directing my gaze at something and perceiving the light impulses received by my eyes, but that's not important right now!"
Show threadMeniouFeb 13
@matildalove @tessarakt @jwcph it's a small word of one letter called a pronoun which can be used to designate the person currently talking, but that's not important right now !
Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyFeb 13
@meniou @matildalove @tessarakt "It is a two-letter pronoun, most commonly used to refer to an object or concept mentioned or alluded to elsewhere in the context, but that's not important right now!"
Show threadCatherine McCarthyFeb 11
@matildalove Surely you must be enjoying it. 😆✈️
Show threadMatilda LoveFeb 11
@cfmccarthy i am, but please call me matilda 💜
Show threadCatherine McCarthyFeb 11
@matildalove 😂
Show threadsteeph's old profile – Now at @[email protected]Feb 12
@matildalove @cfmccarthy "OK, I will. But I'm not Matilda."
Show threadLuck Goddess 🌒🌕🌘 (They/She)Feb 12
@matildalove wow, I should’ve done the same…RIP
Show threadFish Id Wardrobe ⁂Feb 12
@matildalove looks like i picked the wrong week to quit Airplane jokes…
Show threadEric VitielloFeb 13
@matildalove Do you like gladiator movies?
Show threadGinevraCatFeb 13
@matildalove I hate that I laughed.
Show threadMaki 🔻Feb 14
@matildalove I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Show threadManchuckFeb 14
@matildalove I just want to wish you good luck. You’re going to need it
Show threadTim HergertFeb 14
@matildalove
Show threadmrangeFeb 15
@matildalove I am watching an entirely different movie altogether.
Show threadDavid ShenemanFeb 17
@matildalove @donkey
Show threadDavid ShenemanFeb 17
@matildalove at least I got over my drinking problem