oh dang fr?

happy 100th birthday, Leslie Nielsen!

that's the man who taught me the beautiful, timeless art of incredibly stupid comedy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen - Wikipedia

"i'm watching my favorite leslie nielsen movie for his birthday"

"what's that?"

"it's the anniversary of a person's birth, but that's not important right now"

@matildalove "I'm watching my favorite Leslie Nielsen movie for his birthday!"

"What is it?"

"It's a series of pictures run after each other so it looks like the image is moving, but that's not important right now!"

@jwcph

"it's the one chosen above the others as most pleasing to one's personal taste, but that's not important right now"

@matildalove @jwcph "It's an indication of belonging or being specific to me, not someone else, but that's not important right now."

@tessarakt @jwcph

this thread gets stupider every day ๐Ÿ’œ

@matildalove @tessarakt "It's directing my gaze at something and perceiving the light impulses received by my eyes, but that's not important right now!"
@matildalove @tessarakt @jwcph it's a small word of one letter called a pronoun which can be used to designate the person currently talking, but that's not important right now !
@meniou @matildalove @tessarakt "It is a two-letter pronoun, most commonly used to refer to an object or concept mentioned or alluded to elsewhere in the context, but that's not important right now!"
@matildalove Surely you must be enjoying it. ๐Ÿ˜†โœˆ๏ธ
@matildalove looks like i picked the wrong week to quit Airplane jokesโ€ฆ
@matildalove Do you like gladiator movies?
@matildalove I hate that I laughed.
@matildalove I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
@matildalove I just want to wish you good luck. Youโ€™re going to need it
@matildalove I am watching an entirely different movie altogether.
@matildalove at least I got over my drinking problem