@[email protected] my first week in college (many years ago) the campus cops freaked out about a block party, called in the cops who called in the state, helicopters, dogs, and tear gassed and beat a bunch of kids. That set the tone for relationships between students and campus security.

At some point we obtained a bucket of construction adhesive. Some of us managed to distract security while others used that industrial glue to attach a dong to the hood of the cops car.