Mastodawn

tl;dr: too long; didn't read

ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read

av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read

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ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read

dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.

pf;cr poorly formatted, couldn't read
ccc;cr cringeworthy contrasting colors, couldn't read

pw;dr : poorly written; didn't read

nc;dr : not copyedited; didn't read

add;dhast : Attention Deficit Disorder; didn't hey a shiny thing