Mastodawn

tl;dr: too long; didn't read

ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read

av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read

451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read

js;dr: page required JavaScript; didn't read

ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read

dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.

Ben Zucker 🍰Jul 26

@neil
bp;dr: behind paywall; didn't read

@ben @neil not forgetting the modern classic on media sites: acos;dr "accept cookies or subscribe"

Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE Jul 26

pw;dr: paywall; didn't read

And there needs to be one for those YouTube videos that you give up watching when you realise that the presenter is NEVER going to GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.

Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK Jul 26

@TimWardCam @neil JayEmm from round my way (Essex/Suffolk border) is a bit like that (he's not even that bad and is a decent bloke from what I've heard but strings out his motoring videos so they are >40 minutes when they could be half that length as well as trying to look like a Tesco Value Jeremy Clarkson (he even deliberately dresses to look older, I thought he was our age and he's barely into his 30s)

The Great Llama

@TimWardCam @neil
ra;dw - rambling asshole; didn't watch

🔜 #39C3 Jul 26

@neil bt;dr blocks tor, didnt read

Boring Nondescript Little Worm Jul 26

@neil drr;drr;drr; hole made for me, didn't stop climbing into it

Janne Moren Jul 26

@neil
dm;dr: disturbingly moist; didn't read

Kim Scheinberg Jul 26

@neil
na:dr no alt text, didn't read

@kims @neil na;db — no alt text, didn't boost

tv;dr too video; didn't read

Edvin Malinovskis Jul 26

@neil 418;dr: is teapot; didn't read, poured some tea instead

@neil wa;tr whats this fly doing in my soup?

("Backstroke, Sir")

Lord egeltje 🦔 🇪🇺

@neil gd;dr: got distracted; didn't read

SleepyCatten Jul 26

@neil
nenbc;dr - not enough Neil Brown commentary; didn't read

Mike Morris Jul 26

@neil
ts;cr: too small, can't read

Nikkileah 🎮🚄🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧Jul 26

@neil nyt;dr: New York Times, didn't read (trash)

@neil nc;dr / nc;dl: non-commercial (only); didnt read/listen

ai;dr is absolutely getting used, cheers.

@ NovaNaturalist🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇵🇦🇲🇽🇱🇸🇳🇫🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 #FBPE Jul 26

@GlasWolf @neil +1

Patrick Morris Miller Jul 26

@neil iv;ww Is video, I can read faster than you can talk so just type what you have to say

Quinn Rhodes (he/him)Jul 26

@neil I did not see this punchline coming. Thank you for making me laugh!

Paul Martin Jul 26

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk yt;sr YouTube; sponsor read

Bodhipaksa Jul 26

pw;cr Paywall; couldn't read.

@neil go;br your article expresses concerns that I don't care about; didn't read

"451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read"

Should be "document caught fire; didn't read".

@ratcatcher @neil 😂 Or "unavailable for legal reasons:pirated anyway"

Random Geek Jul 27

@ratcatcher @neil That's the original reference for HTTP 451 yep

Wendy Nather Jul 26

@neil @OchmennoPodcast adhd;dr - ‘nuff said

Och Menno Jul 26

@wendynather @neil yup

Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC Jul 26

@neil pw;dr: paywall, didn't read

Mike Smale Jul 26

@neil ps;dr also simply known as "Substack."

Jargoggles Jul 26

@earwigplanet @neil
Could also go by nb;dr: Nazi bar; didn't read.

@neil ai;ib: contains ai slob; instant block

@neil rmof;dr : restaurant menu on facebook; didnt read

Oskar im Keller Jul 26

rmoi;dr : restaurant menu only on Instagram; didn't read

pf;cr poorly formatted, couldn't read
ccc;cr cringeworthy contrasting colors, couldn't read

@neil
re;dr : requested email; didn't read

rdfrkian Jul 26

genx;dr don't care, didn't read

SirWumpus 🎄🍁Jul 26

@neil
@nixCraft

pw;dr : paywall, didn't read

porn;nr : porn , nothing to read

co;ba : cookies, block all

ai;emp : ai, EMP sent

taco;ar ; trump up to more shit, avoid reading (for sake of your blood pressure and mental health)

I am error Jul 26

@neil I prefer this

@neil ps;dr could also be: PostScript; didn't read

Christian Quest 🌍Jul 26

May I suggest:

cb;dr: cookie banners; didn't read

@neil how dare you forget tos;dr

Chloé Raccoon Jul 26

@neil @patterfloof bl:ur, lost glasses, didn't read

Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1--Jul 26

@neil ps;ps;ps: purring sounds; purring sounds; purring sounds.

Mike Pirnat Jul 26

@neil dr;dr gimme the news, I’ve got a bad case of not reading you 🎶

CubeOfCheese Jul 26

@neil dr;dr: tell me the news

George Baily Jul 26

@neil ti;dr too important didn't read... The UX of sending emails, chats, or docs to your manager

@neil I genuinely used tm;dr last week - too maths; didn’t read

@neil uk;dr: content geoblocked due to the actions of my shitty government, couldn't and didn't read

@neil actually gb;dr works even better, as a dual meaning 🤣😭

afreytes 🇵🇷👨🏽‍💻🕹️☭Jul 26

@neil how about...

fh;dr: fascists and/or hate; didn't read

Shadow, First of His Name Jul 26

wot;dr: wall of text; didn't read
dc;dr: don't care; didn't read

Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™Jul 26

@neil dr;dr: can’t you feel I’m burning burning

HiddenPineapple Jul 26

@neil ar;dr: account required; didn't read

Stephanie Jul 26

@neil @nixCraft aw;dr: (has) adblock wall, didn’t read

Jasper 🍉Jul 26

@neil sr;drwtl: self referential, did read, was too late.

Tzimisce Flesh Jul 26

@neil fr;dr This is in French. Didn't read.

Profoundly Nerdy Jul 26

@neil 1984; dr. Content memory holed for political wrong-think, don't read. The author has been suitably cancelled.

See link to "alternative facts" instead.