enough abraham lincoln get to the DOLL #monsterdon

boom baby there we go show me that doll #monsterdon

the doll did nothing wrong, he does not deserve to be in jail!!! #monsterdon

"hey let me take my date to the show where people get hypnotized into thinking they're being killed and then insist that she volunteer" #monsterdon

wow bravo amazing incredible she is so good at... whatever that is... #monsterdon

when #monsterdon asks for #DiscoTeens this is NOT what i mean

wow holy crap it's like i was a whole other person who could sort of mildly swing my arms back and forth #monsterdon

"so now after they saw this guy awaken some WWII PTSD and this woman could suddenly do the twist, the audience is completely sold on the magical powers of the magician" #monsterdon

pure unadulterated hatred is such a great schtick to do with your dummy, everyone can relate to hating the arrogance of some little piece of shit kid #monsterdon

i mean assuming the hypnotist has already established persistence and implanted a backdoor in the woman why would he need to even go to the party, just open up a shell and make her grab the gold from the vault or whatever #monsterdon

for the plot of this movie to work they need to establish that this guy is suddenly direly interested in this doll and is willing to sacrifice his wife to get a closer look at it, which totally tracked for 1950's audiences #monsterdon

who is this guy some kind of magic scientist #monsterdon

oh crap i forgot to start a #monsterdonBingo card, but starting off with a bunch of easy checks glimpsing leg in the car scene and the creepy eyes and whatnot #monsterdon

you can't be inviting guys that talk like that to your party #monsterdon

so everyone around this hypnotist guy has to be normal and pretend like it's fine how he is always trying to hypnotize everyone #monsterdon

come on bro we're just trying to hang out can you put this little piece of shit away #monsterdon

nobody else brought their kids, did you have to bring your dummy and force everyone to watch you fight with it all night #monsterdon

wow what an awesome show, the guy who hypnotizes people into thinking they're about to be shot came over and made it seem like the dummy he fucking hates was about to stab him, we really need to keep inviting this guy around everywhere #monsterdon

@jonny he and then the dummy talk to each other very slowly with lots of awkward pauses. it's phenomenal