ICE was seen this morning in Bellevue WA forcefully kidnapping a man driving in traffic and being agro to confused and scared suburban morning drivers. The man was heard screaming "Auxilio", "Help!" in Spanish.
This happened just before 8am around SE 24th Street & 148th Avenue SE.
The city of Bellevue WA confirmed the report and reaffirmed their commitment to not interfering with ICE operations in the city limits.
And if you think the City of Bellevue's stance on things is about as fearsome as paper tiger left in an east side moss bog wait until you check out the advice of the brave leading non profit they'll tell you to listen to...
Yes, no whistles, don't be a hero, don't interfere, stay in your lane, moisturized oh and if they catch you putting their phone number on a whistle you're gonna he in hot water bub!
I know its the PNW but I dunno if we beating ICE by being passive aggressive...
Anyways, I have it on good information that a typical 3d printer can churn out about 200 LOUD ass whistles a day and many concerned citizens are doing that in droves.
A little birdy tells me one scrappy group of nerds is printing and distroing thousands of free whistles each week. The demand is quite high, conscript your local 3d printer today!
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