@TheBreadmonkey If this works so well why isn’t Willem Dafoe the world’s best ski jumper, eh?

Skinny little goblin with a cock like a barrage balloon. He should be able to jump between alps.

Piste Merino Wool Sweater

<p>A contemporary knit with alpine attitude. This fitted crewneck sweater features our signature ‘Piste’ intarsia across the front, finished with ribbed trims and a streamlined silhouette. Crafted from a fine wool blend, it’s naturally warm, breathable, and made for layering from slopes to après. </li><li>Fitted</li><li>Intended to hit at the hip</li><li>Crewneck</li><li>Long sleeves</li><li>Rib knit hem and cuffs</li><li>"Piste" intarsia-knit at the center front</li><li>This knitwear is delicate. Please treat with caution as abrasion can damage the fabric. May pill slightly, this is natural with fine knit fabric</li><li>Imported</ul></li>

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote

they look like the demographic that would drop £350 on stupid jumpers.

Merino wool is a soft, fine, and durable natural fiber sourced from Merino sheep, prized for its excellent thermal regulation, moisture-wicking, and odor-resistant properties. It is ideal for activewear and, when worn against the skin, provides warmth without itching, often blended with materials like polyamide for increased durability.

@Nickiquote @amiserabilist

Surely there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking

@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote

injecting your penis with hyaluronic acid.

i am surprised men don't do this anyway.

#chode

(a penis, especially one characterized as being short and thick)

Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims

The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.

BBC Sport

@Nickiquote @amiserabilist

Nick had already posted it a short while ago so took mine down 😊

@TheBreadmonkey

it deserves to be <EVERYWHERE>

@Nickiquote

@TheBreadmonkey, @Nickiquote and @maxleibman are like the three clairvoyant humans ("precogs") in Minority Report.