Charlie StrossI'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.
Darwin WoodkaPlease, cunts are warm and deep. Starmer is neither.
@darwinwoodka Starmer is, however, plastic and sour-smelling. So "unrinsed fleshlight" fits perfectly!