Anyone who would be interested in doing some commission art? I'd kind-of like some silly propaganda style posters about modern performance optimization ideas. Still brainstorming on all the slogans and such, but curious if there was anyone interested in this and what the prices would be.
I'd be happy for the result to also be made more publicly available under a relevant, reasonably permissive CC license if that was appealing or not at the artist's preference.
Also, happy to have suggestions for slogans in this spirit here.
The inspiration for this was a comment I made recently "Pointers are the enemy.".
Current ideas:
- Chasing pointers stalls cycles
- Victory through locality
- Careless pointers cost performance
- Stay calm and avoid dereferencing
- We can do it! Build on the stack!
@chandlerc
Fun idea! These were a bit forced attempts :D
this is your flamegraph - it stands for performance - fight for it.
Turn your jank into stability - at the benchmark.
Bits of careless bloat - are pieced together for heavy lag
Instructions power the cpu - don’t waste a cycle
Chandler Carruth
scoopr