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He lid

https://sopuli.xyz/post/40701925

Feb 5 at 4:50pmWeb
Show threadALoafOfBreadFeb 5
Sbren Sbeve
Show threadceenoteFeb 5
Sounds like the name of a Nordic business magnate.
Show threadpanda_abyssFeb 5
Truly a philosophy to live by. 
Show threadjhulian sevsixFeb 5
ahh, yes the Suburban Steve
Show threadarewethereyetFeb 5

This is delightfully dumb and I love it. The embroidery is a tragic masterpiece of spelling gone wrong, then the meme nails the pun by turning “he lied” into a literal lid. Perfect absurd energy.

I am officially renaming any ex who ghosted me to “a lid.” Also someone please punish that embroidery font, but keep making shirts like this.

Show threadderangerFeb 5
It’s not “he lied” you stupid bot, it’s “he lived”
Show threadMidnight WolfFeb 5

This feels like the simpsons ‘football to the groin’ laugh and obvious explanation from Homer. For everyone watching, they aren’t laughing with him, they are laughing at him.

I can totally believe this is made by a person, I just thought I left all those people behind when I abandoned Facebook.

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Show threadpanda_abyssFeb 5

we don’t bottle up our emotions, we pressure cook with a lid on our emotions. 

And it works, in an hour you can have soft feeling beans and delicious emotion soup. 

Show threadStiffyFeb 5
I always like a good homemade boul of AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MY FEELINGS PUSH THEM AWAY CANT SHOW EMOTION AHHHHHHH SHIT THE ONLY FEELING IM ALLOWED TO FEEL IS ANGER FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU FEEEEELINGGGGSSSSSSS soup on a cold winter day ( n U n )
Show threadSonotsugipaaFeb 5

Sounds like a good, sarcastic critique of the traditionally masculine neglect of emotions.

Unfortunately for said critique, it fits into my pressure cooker~

Show threadSubArcticTundraFeb 5
Yes, emotional soup is what I’m going to be calling my internal state from now on
Show threadStiffyFeb 6

I also have extreme PTSD, ADHD, depression, chronic anxiety, inability to trust people, and suicidal thoughts. I have never tried to kill myself. If you’d like to know why,

here's why:

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Show threadred_bull_of_juarezFeb 6
Do you even lid, bro?
Show threadengywookFeb 5
So difficult to keep up with the young ones’ slang these days
Show threadMidnight WolfFeb 5
Lid me up fam
Show threadengywookFeb 5
inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU
Show threadfrittoBeeFeb 5
Well, that was hilarious!
Show threadkaty ✨Feb 5
🎶 she beve she beve 🎶 - ricky martin probably
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Show threadSubArcticTundraFeb 5
Me when I lid:
Show threadEpeeGnomeFeb 5

“S bren s beve”

Such words of wisdom.

Show threadRooster326Feb 5

No no

He’s okay because he lid

Show threadhakunawazoFeb 5
I think there is a great distance between him and Oklahoma.
Show threadEpeeGnomeFeb 6
Sure, of course he lid, but I try to look for the deeper wisdom that can be harder to see.
Show threadevidencesFeb 6
Sbren sbeve is going to carved into my tombstone.
Show threadsilver_wings_of_morningFeb 5
Any lids in chat?
Show threadSubArcticTundraFeb 5
Me!
Show threadTheLeadenSeaFeb 5
I don’t know about lids, but I know some pans…
Show threadAnasFeb 5
sbren sbeve
Show threadjayboneFeb 5
I hate this “no one” meme format. Nobody ever uses it correctly. I wished it would just die.
Show threadbran_bucklerFeb 5
No one:
Show threadtoynbeeFeb 5

Almost everyone, actually, I think.

Clearly good for engagement, though.

Show threadbran_bucklerFeb 5
Yeah, I agree. I couldn’t pass up that response, though!
Show threadf4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4Feb 5
I belive
Show threadfoshoFeb 6
useless nobody
Show threadOddMinus1Feb 6
Thia one goes deep, though. She’s broken because she believed [that no one would put roofies in her drink]. He’s okay because he [used his hand as a] lid.
Show threadGonzakoFeb 6
Damn, where do you live? roofie Central? Little snt James?
Show threaddoingthestuffFeb 6
I’m okay because I’m too poor to buy drinks in public.
Show threadboogieboredFeb 6
Is this on a cooking apron?
Show threadNoxAstrumFeb 6
Nothing like a good lid, so sturdy, yet able to vent vapour.
Show threadTriflingToadFeb 6
sbrensbeve
Show threadQuinnyCodedFeb 6
sbrensbeve?
Show threadElectricdFeb 6
Obviously