i don't even know what to say to my nephew and niece

i dunno what my sister is telling them

are you ready for...

crab wars

🦀🦀🦀

shot

chaser

i know it's really easy to be like "well obviously they wouldn't do that"

but i gotta say, aside from the fact i have no idea what you said in your session 0 apart from what you posted...

a lot of you have pieces of shit for friends, so. maybe you all have too many "no politics" rules floating around

there is just no way your buddies trying to enslave your wife was the first red flag

they did fucked up shit and you let it slide because you weren't the target

a lot of horror stories are like "and then they did X! then Y! then Z!"

and comments will be like "... why are you still playing with them after X?"

this OP just didn't find X or Y problematic

you see this in all the maga/qanon batfuckery as well

people will post things like "my sweet aunt jessica would never!"

and then comments slowly unravel all the fuckery aunt jessica did that op and family let slide for decades

yeah. that's how you let that shit metastasize

i mean, i do like drugs

https://rtalsoriangames.com/2026/01/24/cyberpunk-red-alert-interface-red-volume-5-solo-of-fortune-2045-released/

"I’ve seen a lot of people reviewing Draw Steel commenting that they love the combat but once combat is over, they don’t feel the system is engaging. But almost no one seems to expound on exactly why they feel that way."

bruh i can't even see ds people telling me what's so great about ds combat

"At the end of the day, roleplay at my tables is generally entirely nonreliant on rules absent occasional skill checks (which Draw Steel has)."

i just wanna say, imagine if someone said this about combat xD

"Why Don't Factions Just Throw Chaos Artifacts into a Sun, Gas Giant Planet, or a Black Hole?"

because space magic

"Yeah, using logic for any Warp creatures is already a flawed logic on itself. It's like those questions where they asked "why a Primarch looked like the people of the planets they landed on?" the answer is simple, Warp bullshitery."

i think the actual answer is sci-fi writers love ethnostates

the black box version is actually on dtr, how did i never see this

dtr why does your search suck so bad

all my (non-solo) campaigns have been sidelined

probably not a good sign for all of our mental health

if someone made d10s that were actually good to roll i might be persuaded that percentile is better than 2d6 tbh

but that day has not yet arrived. also no percentile games actually make good use of All The Granularity

d12s are also pretty bad

i dunno why some d6 enthusiasts like their specialiszed doubled-up d12s that are d6s