who wants some tea
i said
WHO WANTS SOME FUCKIN TEA
@breakfastgolem @superball As a tea drinker, I love this!
a terrifying creation
@breakfastgolem I wonder what that kettle sounds like boiling…

@breakfastgolem a whistling kettle that sounds like a foghorn

Handy if you’re out at sea when the kettle boils 📢

@breakfastgolem surprised that Colin Furze never did this.
@f4grx @breakfastgolem tea kettle that contains a pulsejet in the handle/spout and heats up the tea that way.
@breakfastgolem meeeeeeeeeeeee
with just a splash of milk
Who wants coffee but read the description (Headphone Warning)

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@breakfastgolem seems... difficult to pour?
@breakfastgolem So that’s what an English horn looks like.
@breakfastgolem Why did that make me laugh so hard?!
@breakfastgolem, nah. Coffee during a power cut.
@breakfastgolem Teapot invented by JP Sousa -> sousapot.
@breakfastgolem yeah i'd love some TEA
so that's why it's "piping hot"
@breakfastgolem i read this in a heavy british accent

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Long have I wished for a tea kettle that whistles bass.

@breakfastgolem Needs a squeeze bulb for honking 🤣
@breakfastgolem - 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅
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It's very full bodied, with a nice oomph pa pa.
@breakfastgolem You need a big cup to pour that into to
@breakfastgolem "tutorial how to fill your cup with tea"
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When the tea kettle and the spittoon are the same thing.
@breakfastgolem i want to hear this thing boil

from a safe distance
@breakfastgolem the combined urgency of both the loud noise and the possibility of it tipping over and spilling if it loses too much water...
@breakfastgolem have tears in my eyes laughing!! thanks for posting!