I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.
@cstross “Unrinsed Fleshlight” suggests that at least somebody enjoyed him, and I don't know if that really applies to Starmer, who appears to disappoint EVERYONE.
@angusm I would recommend "Unrinsed Temu Version Fleshlight".