I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.
@cstross Thank you from America, where those of us with cunts really don't like it used as an insult, and thinking of Starmer as a lifeless lump of silicone filled with crusty spooge makes plenty of sense.