I'd like to be able to call Kier Starmer the C-word in public but understandably this might offend a lot of people, so instead I'm going to call him an Unrinsed Fleshlight.

@cstross Why?

A spade is a spade.

I once called Cameron a cunt to his face while he was filming with a BBC news crew on Princes St. I wonder if it's in the archives?

@tanepiper Dunno, he gives off a plasticky, yellowed vibe that real vaginas do not have. @cstross
@adriano @tanepiper Unrinsed fleshlight!
@cstross yeah, your description is onto something. @tanepiper