Car drivers: Cyclists need to get off the road, you're slowing us down.

Cyclists: Pedestrians need to get off the path, you're slowing us down.

Power walkers: Old people need to get off the footpath, you're slowing us down.

Old people: It's our footpath, you need to get off. Young people are too lazy to use the footpaths, back in my day...

Young people: I'll never afford a footpath, I'm going to walk online.

Government: You're banned.