I know it's not as weird as some places, but I still find the bathrooms in this South African mansion to be deeply unsettling. Maybe it's the Roman busts, and the mysterious horn.
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/cape-town-south-africa/majestic-mansion-14494052

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I only saw the second picture, and was very 'Okay the horn is odd, but actually I quite like that bathroom'.

Then I saw the rest of it.

What...odd choices were made here.

@Oggie @weirdestate what has me curious is all the art work on the floor that's clearly hiding something
@weirdestate who amongst us has not had a mysterious horn in a posh bathroom?
@weirdestate yup. money does not, in fact, buy taste
@weirdestate Why you want 3 busts of Napoleon is very strange.

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Wildly monochromatic

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Yuck!
Feels cluttered.

What's up with uncomfortable bathrooms?
Can they have at least one plush floor rug for when you step out of the tub.
I imagine slipping and falling and cracking my head open.
Then again, it might look better with a splash of red. 

@weirdestate the designer misunderstood the brief when they read “we want a bathroom we can get horny in”.
@weirdestate I'm very confused by the toilet sink. Not seen a bidet like that before.
@weirdestate “Once I ruled the Roman Empire. Now I have to watch these people poo.”