Cat 🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) β 
In 2025, seat belts were the leading cause of nipple throngilization.
Feb 5 at 1:43amWeb
Show threadAshe Dryden πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›Feb 5
@catsalad I am not googling that, Cat
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 5
@Ashedryden @catsalad I don’t think that’s a word.
Show threadAshe Dryden πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›Feb 5
@ramsey I’m not about to find out lol @catsalad
Show threadBen RamseyFeb 5
@Ashedryden @catsalad I’m the gullible one who tried to find out. 🀣
Show threadε»ƒε’ŸηŒ« πŸˆπŸŒˆπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸˆβ€β¬›Feb 5
@Ashedryden @ramsey @catsalad coward πŸ˜‚
Show threadRealGene ☣️Feb 5

@ramsey @Ashedryden @catsalad

IT IS NOW.

Show threadNonya BidnissFeb 5
@Ashedryden @catsalad I definitely did
Show threadGwenFeb 5
@Ashedryden @catsalad I did search for that, and did not find any definition. The definition is up for grabs, and I will choose to define it as "the multiplication of discrete objects in a limited space, in a limited time
Show thread1ndiumFeb 5
@catsalad the fuck is that????
Show threadTim HergertFeb 5
@catsalad before that - people would have to drive to throngilization centers which were out of network for most insurance plans.
Show threadkwayk42Feb 5
@catsalad
Show threadTypositoireFeb 5
@catsalad Sorry what?
Show threadSarahFeb 5
@catsalad

Is it because everybody's scaroused of WW3?
Show threadFlipper πŸ¬πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆFeb 5
@catsalad but not the only cause?
Show threadComrade WeezFeb 5
@catsalad gotchoo gurl
Show threadsonjaFeb 5
@weezmgk look like something we had to wear for fencing
Show threadComrade WeezFeb 5
@emily_rugburn I think this one is sold for boxing. But it looks useful against seat belt nipple throngilization, which is terribly painful.
Show threadBewilderedKat Feb 5
@catsalad
I thought it was mesh tops and bras where the gap was just slightly the wrong size?
Show threadHugs4friends β™ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ˜·Feb 5
@catsalad There has to be a better way to throngilise nipples. What if you never get into a car? Is it while car is in motion? Is it sudden take off, or stops? You have left whole chunks out of this story.
Show threadisolFeb 5

@Tooden @catsalad

According to a friend, all the best bondage couches now have seatbelt mounting points, and a switch which triggers the explosive seatbelt pretensioners.

Show threadPaul_IPv6Feb 5

@catsalad

ok, now you're just making words up, aren't you? :)

Show threadThomas RigbyFeb 5
@paul_ipv6 @catsalad all words are made up
Show threadJamesFeb 5

@hryggrbyr @paul_ipv6 @catsalad

zactly

Show threadJeff GriggFeb 5

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad

Those are all perfectly cromulent words.

Show threadChilly  πŸ›‘️ Feb 5
@catsalad
  facts
Show threadKenny ParkFeb 5
@catsalad That's a sore point.