ickplantWork smarter, not harder
slaacaaThat’s why my CV looks so strong:
Director of Internal Audit Enron Corp. 1998-2001
Senior Vice President for Risk Management Lehman Brothers 2002-2008
I just now realized: someone has the most cursed resume on LinkedIn. I’d expect something in line with this.
Ohh it’d be hilarious to try and find cursed resumes.
However that would mean signing up for LinkedIn and I’d rather repeatedly hit myself on the head with a hammer. Would lose about the same amount of brain cells