tiddy rooseveltFeb 4

Usually when people ask what it is I do for work I usually say that I work in network administration and security policy or something that's similarly likely to have no one ever desiring to ask questions about it.

Today someone did actually start asking questions. Beautifully the look of regret sweeping across their face within mere moments has me satisfied they'll never ask about work again.

Nailed it.

Show threadtiddy rooseveltFeb 4
Unfortunately 'I post my boobs on the internet, sometimes also my ass' does not get a particularly great reaction from a lot of people
Show threadtiddy rooseveltFeb 4
One day I am going to meet someone who actually passionately wants to talk about shit like data retention like some kind of uno reverse
Show threadMy name is GordoFeb 4
@babe Just talk about it anyway and hope they're already so enamored with you that they brush it off as an acceptable character flaw. My s/o is a perfect rubber ducky, because she's really good at still looking interested minutes after her eyes have glazed over and she's mentally gone to her happy quiet place ☺️
Show threadtiddy rooseveltFeb 4
@gordoooo_z My husband is like that. He'll be listening to everything I say and absorbing all of it but he'll just keep listening and listening without his expression ever changing, even when I've gone on some wild tangent for an hour
Show threadMy name is Gordo
@babe That's a good egg.
Feb 4 at 9:51pmWeb