just sat down at my desk, tapped my mouse a few times to wake my computer, and wondered why my screen was still dark

it was then i looked down to discover my laptop was, in fact, still in a different room entirely, where i’d left it

gonna be a great day

i am—and i cannot stress this enough—a professional web designer
@beep Maybe pantomime is your true calling though
@tylersticka @beep oh no it isn’t