Alison WilderFeb 4

Y'all, the number of notifications I get for EVERY. SINGLE. THING. I. DO is not okay.

Haircut? 6 reminders, sprinkled between phone, text, and email. Ordered a thing from Costco? 3 reminders before, 2-3 after. Doctor's visit? I can't even count that high.

I am a grown-ass woman. I have a calendar. I keep my own counsel. Leave. Me. TheFuck. Alone.

Show threadRussell GarnerFeb 4

@alisynthesis How did we do? We'd love your feedback, so presently we'll send you a short survey.

How did Brandon do? Rate your interaction with Brandon, even though Brandon sent a one-line reply that said "I've passed this to marketing."

Don't miss your chance to review u–

Show threadAlison Wilder
@rgarner as they say back in my home state of Texas, Brandon's about to get an ass whooping.
Feb 4 at 8:11pmWeb