Common advice: If you want to be successful, make sure to carefully proofread your emails and speak in a professional manner.

Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"

@lowqualityfacts I mean calling them successful is... Well, I guess on deeper level it's commentary on the failures of capitalism and the prioritisation, particularly in the US but across the uppermost classes, of wealth as a measure of success if not the only/key one.

So yeah.
Don't be like them.