Work smarter, not harder

https://lemmy.world/post/42639546

Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.

Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.

Me: ummmmm

“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!