ickplantFeb 4

Work smarter, not harder

https://lemmy.world/post/42639546

Show threadMidsizedSedan

Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.

Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.

Me: ummmmm

Feb 4 at 10:37amWeb
Show threadBarrelAgedBoredomFeb 4
Refer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
Show threadFedizenFeb 4
“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
Show threadmusubibreakfastFeb 4
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
Show threadLemmyKnowsBestFeb 5
I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
Show threadslingstoneFeb 5
Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
Show threadrumbaFeb 6

Exactly, and you wonder why the failed… hiring a 18yo as a regional manger.

no wait, that doesn’t look good…