They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but that's a metric picture.

In America, a picture is worth 1,163.5 words.
@maxleibman based on the old British measurement of how many words the King used to describe how he wanted his portraits painted. I think the half is from his stutter.
@vmstan @maxleibman no, the old british system had a picture that equals 1163.4995 words