Max Leibman
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but that's a metric picture.

In America, a picture is worth 1,163.5 words.
Feb 4 at 3:25pmWeb
Show threadMichael StancliftFeb 4
@maxleibman based on the old British measurement of how many words the King used to describe how he wanted his portraits painted. I think the half is from his stutter.
Show threadKoopa512   🚩🏴Feb 4
@vmstan @maxleibman no, the old british system had a picture that equals 1163.4995 words
Show threadPianosaurus 🕴Feb 4
@maxleibman Are those the same words though? Or metric vs liberty words?
Show threadMax LeibmanFeb 4
@pianosaurus I mean, those are metric words. That's why there's a fraction.
Show threadAdrianoFeb 4
@maxleibman Or about 1.5 football fields of words.
Show threadAdrianoFeb 4
@maxleibman now, if you take a picture of a football field, that's when things get hairy
Show threadLordOfQuails "(/^^^(/''Feb 4

@maxleibman

Unfortunately none of them is: "guilty"

Show threadJimmyFeb 4
@maxleibman If it's a picture of the Donald, it's worth shit...
Show threadeuroplus Feb 4
@maxleibman @petrillic Oh, I thought it was 3,285.0000001 bananas?
Show threadDaniel CarosoneFeb 4
@maxleibman and all the extra words are needless verbosity talking about how they're talking
Show threadarosano 🇩🇰 🇮🇱Feb 4
@maxleibman Words, words, words.
I'll go with one picture.