Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.

https://www.pcmag.com/news/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

@attoparsec Look on the bright side, a Kessler event involving a million satellites [plus everything currently in orbit] would probably block enough sunlight to slow global warming!