Friend: This TV is too old to be smart.

Me: The young are smart, the old are wise.

Enough with the smart devices, I'd like to see more wise devices. Designed for longevity, mindful use, and minimal harm.
There are lots of wise devices! Most of them are things like quality shoes, old sewing machines, and vintage bicycles.
@forth My 10 year old was asking why some folks thought old Nokia phones were indestructable. I said replacable battery, simplicity, durability.
@forth But but but you'll put workers out of work due to them not having to make new replacements for the devices that break. /s