Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @JuliaRez for the original pic)

Some more for amusement.

@NanoRaptor "By Dana Scully, M.D."

Think Mulder had a hand in there?

@thor @NanoRaptor
by Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation Department
Pawnee, Indiana 47909
August 1963

The date look sus. 🤔

@ThePolishDispatch @NanoRaptor 1963? Although I wasn't born yet back then, I'm pretty sure someone was - and NASA is founded in 1958, so not completely off the chart...
Ron Swanson - Wikipedia

@ThePolishDispatch @NanoRaptor yeah ok, I didn't get that referece :) The wikipedia page doesn't offer him a birth year - and le'chat confirms that he "had his birth date redacted from government records" so...ok, yes he's probably not THAT old... unless he had a facelift to eff with government officials and he's actually born in '43...