OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED

THEY GOT OUR LEADER

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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa

Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.

To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa

#FuckICE #ICEOut

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

The list they're creating says so, anyway

Ken Klippenstein

@benroyce

No, No, No. I distinctly recall that I was the fairly elected as the leader of Antifa!

@adavid @benroyce

You don't get elected to Leader of the Antifa.

No, The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that he, Chandler, was to carry Excalibur. _That_ is why he is our Leader.

@skjeggtroll @adavid

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is the basis for the ideal system of government!

@benroyce @adavid

It's been sounding more and more like a preferrable system of late, hasn't it?

@skjeggtroll @adavid

I'd settle for a meth addict distributing wrenches in a pool hall at this point