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OH FUCK WE'RE COOKED

THEY GOT OUR LEADER

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'Feds Identify “Leader of #Antifa”

Twenty-nine year old Chandler Patey has been regularly protesting outside his local #ICE facility in South Portland for months, offering up his apartment to fellow #protesters to use the bathroom or wash off pepper spray, according to local news.

To the #DHS, “he is the leader of Antifa in #Portland, #Oregon.”'

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-identify-leader-of-antifa

#FuckICE #ICEOut

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

The list they're creating says so, anyway

Ken Klippenstein
Feb 3 at 4:00amWeb
Show threadCaptain ButtonFeb 3

@benroyce

Is he the one who doesn't distribute all those checks we aren't getting?

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@cptbutton

😂

I'm still spending my Soros bucks

Show threadJohn BurnsFeb 3

@benroyce

I'm picturing that moment where everyone is gathered around and someone requests that Spartacus reveal himself...

And one after another multiple people stand up and say: "I am Spartacus"...

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Alas - I would not use their made up word...

The full meaning of the fake word must be used...

Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 3
@benroyce *rises, fists clenched* No, *I* am the Antifa leader in Portland!
Show threadLady Bruh🖖🏼🏳️‍🌈Feb 3
@adhdeanasl @benroyce Dude you live in Alabama
Show threadADHDeanASLFeb 3
@farah Farah, do you think today’s DOJ will actually check that? @benroyce
Show threadLady Bruh🖖🏼🏳️‍🌈Feb 3
@adhdeanasl @benroyce That’s a good point
Show threadPonderStibbonsFeb 3

@benroyce @adhdeanasl

NO!

I am the leader of ANTIFA!

(and I live in Australia: come get me)

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@PonderStibbons @adhdeanasl

International! 💪😤🇦🇺

Show threadAnthony DavidFeb 3

@PonderStibbons @benroyce @adhdeanasl

Oi!!

You were not even at the meetings. Imposter!!!

Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Feb 3
@benroyce Looks exactly how I imagined it would be... I think I might have even replied once to someone that the leader of the resistance will end up looking like Hermey the dentist from Rankin-Bass's Rudolph #Antifa
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3
@paul 🤭
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Feb 3
@benroyce Hermey stirred up so much commotion. Perfect candidate for the head of Antifa lol.
Show threadFlaming CheetoFeb 3
@benroyce They think the leader of the resistance is named... Chandler.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3
@PizzaDemon suddenly the unexpected 1990s "Friends" sitcom influence
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurFeb 3
@benroyce @PizzaDemon
The one where the Feds beclown themselves by arresting a guy for letting people in Portland use his bathroom, and then make up some bullshit about him being an Antifa leader.
PS: I, for one, still haven't gotten my first check from Soros.
What gives?
Show threadDark Phoenix 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈Feb 3
@benroyce
He is too damn young to be our leader, our leaders fought in WWII.
Show threadPuncha Not SeeFeb 3

@benroyce

That's a lie because *I* am the leader of Antifa.

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@Weirding_Is_Real

ICE I FOUND ANTIFA INCARNATE. I'M SCARED 😂

Show threadArapallaFeb 3

@Weirding_Is_Real @benroyce

I'm Brian....

And so is my wife!

Show threadChris BrownFeb 3
@benroyce well we're screwed. Our cult of personality is fractured. IDK how we proceed from here. I just...sigh...I can't believe we're without someone to follow now.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@nemesio

I give up. All glory to dear leader and now this. Everything is lost 😂

Show threadBruce MirkenFeb 3
@nemesio @benroyce I hear John Mastodon is available!
Show threadChris BrownFeb 3
@BruceMirken @benroyce John Mastodon! For Glory! I Will Be Lead Again!
Show threadSam BriesemeisterFeb 3
@benroyce they say we shouldn’t be so afraid that we’re looking for snakes under every rock. Guess they’re gonna learn a thing or two from this experience.
Show threadkaliFeb 3
@benroyce well, then let them believe that.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@kali

It's just all so stupid

Show threadkaliFeb 3
@benroyce call me an hopium addict, but i hope maybe all the stupidity will collapse in on them. it doesn't seem structurally sound.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@kali

It also takes the other side of the aisle fighting and not just whining

But yes I see both effects forming

Need to form faster

Show threadAnthony DavidFeb 3

@benroyce

No, No, No. I distinctly recall that I was the fairly elected as the leader of Antifa!

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@adavid

ICE I FOUND ANOTHER ONE. COME QUICK I'M SCARED

😂

Show threadAnthony DavidFeb 3

@benroyce

They can come anytime they like!

Show threadSkjeggtrollFeb 3

@adavid @benroyce

You don't get elected to Leader of the Antifa.

No, The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that he, Chandler, was to carry Excalibur. _That_ is why he is our Leader.

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@skjeggtroll @adavid

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is the basis for the ideal system of government!

Show threadSkjeggtrollFeb 3

@benroyce @adavid

It's been sounding more and more like a preferrable system of late, hasn't it?

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@skjeggtroll @adavid

I'd settle for a meth addict distributing wrenches in a pool hall at this point

Show threadToni AittoniemiFeb 3

@benroyce I am the leader of Antifa.

You are the leader of Antifa.

We are all the leader of Antifa.

.. and this is the far-right coup, the counter-revolution, that we have been fighting all along.

Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Feb 3
@gimulnautti @benroyce You get antifa, and you get antifa, we all get antifa. Even Oprah gets antifa. Okay. Maybe not Oprah. She's a terrible opportunist
Show threadCycling StuFeb 3

@benroyce Umm... Did they not hear that Antifa is international... He is not even close to the leader...

(its Thomas Picketty of course    )

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3
@stufromoz 😲 😂
Show threadSaltyFeb 4
@stufromoz @benroyce what the… I knew it!
Show threadScrimshawFeb 3
@benroyce
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@Scrimshaw9

RESPECT THE OPSEC! PLEASE! 😂

Show threadCharo del GenioFeb 3
@benroyce well, he's in good company: his predecessors were Gramsci, Churchill, de Gaulle, FDR, etc...
Show threadAbram Kedge🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦Feb 3
@benroyce is that the People's Popular Antifa of Portland, the Portland Antifa Front, or the National Antifa Party Portland Chapter?
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3
@AbramKedge 😂
Show threadArapallaFeb 3

@AbramKedge @benroyce

He's over there.

Splitter!

Show threadRoger Ap GwillianFeb 3

@benroyce

The stone which started the rockslide that melted the ICE in Oregon has been identified. It's the seventh white one from the left, and will be crushed under the clown shoes of Kristy the Gnome. That's what it takes to stop a rockslide movement.

Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3
@ausgroucho 🤣
Show threadLichoFeb 3
@benroyce oh no! Lisan Al Gaib!
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@licho

😂

Show threadFelix 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 🇺🇦Feb 3
@benroyce you can't kill an idea.
Show threadF100Feb 3
@benroyce fuckin hell so that’s why I didn’t get my check this month…
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@F100

i got mine just in time. got myself a new car 😂

Show threadxs4me2Feb 3
@benroyce FFS…
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESFeb 3

@xs4me2

it's just all so incomprehensibly stupid

Show threadxs4me2Feb 3

@benroyce

Cannot wrap my mind around it…

Show threadMorten Juhl-JohansenFeb 3
@benroyce Is that The People's Front of Antifascism or The Antifascist People's Front?
#NoSuchThingAsAnUnnecessaryPythonReference
Show threadECHAEAFeb 3

@benroyce

Who's this little prick challenging me ?? I am the Leader of antifa, and if someone doesn't agree, let's set this at our local organic grocery.