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A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum

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A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum - Feddit UK

> Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.

Feb 3 at 8:11amWeb
Show threadosannaFeb 3
we got a darwin award winner right here. Find a ww1 explosive? better inside it up my arse to check.
Show threadremonFeb 3
No we don’t? He’s fine …
Show threadwhyNotSquirrelFeb 3
are shells explosive or just heavy/huge bullets? I know the ones with the tiny button on their nose, but I thought it was during WW2.
Show threadHamartiaFeb 3
Isn’t this part of The Twelve Monkeys movie?
Show threadruuster13Feb 3
This many years later and we’re still finding shells in the most unexpected places.
Show threadClathrateG [none/use name]Feb 3
weirdly not the first time this as happened lbc.co.uk/…/france-hospital-evacuated-man-has-ww1…
Hospital evacuated after man shows up with WW1 shell stuck in his rectum | LBC

An 88-year-old Frenchman caused a panic after arriving at a hospital with a World War One artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

LBC
Show threadApeNo1Feb 3
Do you need to go world war number one or world war number two?
Show threadblackn1ghtFeb 3
If you’re sticking bombs up your arse, you clearly don’t have much toulouse
Show threadQuetzalcutlassFeb 3
On the contrary: if you’re able to stick entire bombs up your arse, it’s much too loose!
Show threadblackn1ghtFeb 3

Ba-dum tssssssssssssssssssssssss…

EVERYBODY OUT!!

Show threadFlaxFeb 3
Why? Do you have a bomb up your arse?
Show threadblackn1ghtFeb 3
My arse IS the bomb!
Show threadwhyNotSquirrelFeb 3
was it food grade rusty iron? Doesn’t look safe, hopefully is up to date with his tetanus vaccine
Show threadJargonWagonFeb 3

The most surprising aspect of the case, however, is that this isn’t the first time someone has shown up at a hospital with an explosive projectile lodged in their rectum. In 2022, in Toulon, an 88-year-old man arrived at the hospital with a similar shell in the same location. There was another case in the UK in 2021, although on that occasion the object was somewhat more modern, dating back to World War II.

I’m at a loss for words, how are there multiple cases of guys sticking world war ammunitions up their asses?

Show threadCanadaPlusFeb 3

In case you’re new to the internet, anything remotely available that can fit up a human ass is likely to do so.

Although public service announcement that you should stick to purpose-built butt plugs, if you want to stay out of the hospital.

Show threadtetris11Feb 3
A man walks into a bar with a waste pipe stuck in his head and orders a drink. “Are you sure you’re okay to drink?” asks the bartender. The man replies “I find it a bit draining, but I’m fine.”
Show threadSilic0n_Alph4Feb 3
Was this the Battle of the Bulge…?
Show threadvoxthefoxFeb 3
Is frenchman the EUs version of Floridaman?
Show threadEtterraFeb 4
Another one? Want the last one German or something?
Show threadHossenfefferFeb 4
I mean, we’ve all done it, right? Right?