Fesshole 🧻Council worker here. If you want a pothole, blocked drain, graffiti or anything bad quickly resolved, moan about it to a local newspaper with photos. It gets sorted as soon as possible and everyone is happy. Works like a charm everytime.
Kevin Karhan 
@fesshole this eveb wotks with garbage #InternetSpeeds: Literally announcing.that one wants to cover a blank spot on the map got all 3 telcos racing to undermine it.
- Did that in my hometown!